Schmotzel

A big mess

A Dallas Stars hockey reporter yelled “what a schmotzel in front of the goal down there,” while Stars players were tripping over each other trying to get the puck in. -11/1/23

by zebracakes300 November 2, 2023

Schnoozel

A bid, big nose. a bastard konk.

My bro whacked his Schnoozel, and it started blooding.

by Curt flabbs December 8, 2003

schmoozle

To schmoozle is to cuddle in a spoon-like fashion. Perhaps similar to canoodling.

I schmoozled the pook, while singing the schwee

by peppy5 October 21, 2007

Schmootie

Someone who displays characteristics of a person with
special needs. One who might randomly flap their arms in a motion seeming to mock a bird taking flight. One who acts like a total effing retard.

Hey Corky, why are you such a schmootie?

by bronzeon78 April 14, 2009

schmotzer

A small flaccid German penis.

If it wasn’t for his schmotzer, Hitler would have had a better chance.

by Leemush June 13, 2018

hinker schmitzel

the act of messing up, Also used in a game of baseball while the pitcher is getting ready to throw the ball.

hunter said hinker schmitzel to mess me up the pitcher while bailey was hitting and michael was on second base to mess up the pitcher.

by michael flywell April 6, 2009

schmooze

To cuddle and/or act in an intimately affectionate manner toward one's companion.

Note: Term does not necessarily denote any sexual inuendo and/or intent.

They were sitting on the couch, schmoozing all afternoon.

by Rali August 21, 2005