schmamogram

The act of spontaneously grasping the bosom of a female whilst intoxicated, or schwasted.

No I'm not a doctor, but I've had 14 beers, and I'm more than ready to give you a schmamogram.

by TrillSesh January 16, 2010

Schmememe

Denoting when someone is saying something stupid or fastidious

"And she was like schmememe"

by Toylet Duck June 9, 2018

Hoto Schmeow Meow

A person who walks, talks, and looks like a faggot pussy cat.

Can be shortened to schmeow.

David Bowie is a lyrical genius. Yeah, but he's a hoto schmeow meow.

Boy George was so hip in the 80's. Yeah, but he's a hoto schmeow meow.

Rob Halford from Judas Priest was so hard! Yeah, but he's a hoto schmeow meow.

by Wingnuttage September 9, 2010

SCHMEOW

a word to described a clean, cute, and good smelling vagina.

"now that i shaved, my schmeow looks so good"

by maceface January 24, 2008

schmemerfaceted

To drink an inmense amount of alcohol to the point that you are "shit faced" and cannot remember what happened while intoxicated. (past tense form)

"did you sleep with that girl last night?"
"I don't know, i was schmemerfaceted"

by Mauricio Ordaz January 9, 2008

schmegol

to causually mooch off of other people in terms of things to do, or things to have that you do not technically have access to.

Im trying to schmegol my way into my way to that party I wasn't invited to.

by Claire Simon November 13, 2007

Schmeow

n. a party girl who is considerably promiscuous.

v. the act of hooking up

1. You hooked up with both of them!? You are such a schmeow.

2. I saw you guys leave together. Did you schmeow?

by schmeow meow August 31, 2011