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A person who walks, talks, and looks like a faggot pussy cat.

Can be shortened to schmeow.
David Bowie is a lyrical genius. Yeah, but he's a hoto schmeow meow.

Boy George was so hip in the 80's. Yeah, but he's a hoto schmeow meow.

Rob Halford from Judas Priest was so hard! Yeah, but he's a hoto schmeow meow.
by Wingnuttage September 08, 2010
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