schmedley

of a more advanced age. White hair older folks.

"That outfit makes you looks like a schmedley.", "The bridge tournament was filled with schmedlies."

by SixthLanguageIsEnglish June 23, 2015

Schmele

An extremely stupid person. Will probably never get laid. Loves anime and video games. Thinks that he or she is really cool but is actually not.

Wow that guy was such a Schmele.

by Squirreldukey June 5, 2016

Schmelly eggs

Scrambled eggs mixed with jelly, usually consumed with pancakes and hyrup

Steve: Hey Bob, how do you want your eggs?
Bob: Schmelly...
Steve: Bob, I didnt know you ate Schmelly eggs! *gives thumbs up
Dog: *Farts*

by My name is Crips... September 27, 2005

Schelle

German; originally meaning: A stick with many little bells on it.

Nowadays a word for a slap in your face.

- Stop that crap or you'll catch a Schelle!

by Roman January 27, 2005

Schmellay

A female who has a smelly cooch.

I was at the store picking up some ground beef to make tacos when i walked by some female with a horrendous odor, so i said "Damn bitch! You are schmellay!".

by Brandon December 10, 2004

schmeglets

any small quanity left of a substance worth keeping

Jack had merely schmeglets left of his sack to smoke.

by gava November 6, 2006

schmelly

instead of using the word smell

"My God Thats Schmelly"

by Law (the one and only) March 1, 2006