Schlumberger

An adjective used to describe the mass layoffs of an enormous number of workers

In order to maintain our dividend in Q2 we will need to fire a whole Schlumberger of employees

by DoritosDew August 22, 2020

Schlurpee

When somebody is thirsty, but ONLY for a 7-11 slurpee

Joshua was extremely SCHLURPEE so he made his way to his local 7-11 and purchased a large slurpee.

by Brooke Ham September 7, 2010

schlabber babber

when someone throws up on your right foot and u have really hot sex afterwards, then its called schlabber babber

"omg, vlad und ich hatten gestern schlabber babber"

by gekomagician September 12, 2022

Schlurfarf

Adj) 1. Really cool

OMG, that shirt is so schlurfarf!!!!

by Pollypockets6969 July 2, 2023

Schlurfarf

Noun) 1. In between a sneeze and a fart

Verb) 2. To shit your pants really really very bad
Adj) 3. Really cool

1. OMG, I’m literally having a schlurfarf rn!!
2. OMG, she schlurfarfed so bad in her pants!!
3. OMG, that skirt is so schlurfarf!!

by Pollypockets6969 July 2, 2023

knob schlober

A girl that will suck your dick without knowing the person

That hoe over there is a knob schlober

by bd_daddy69 April 21, 2019

schluffer

a lazy, unmotivated person.
Someone who takes the easy way out of everything.
a pointless, directionless, good for nothing.

Anna skipped out on biking again today for no apparent reason. What a schluffer.

by Mike Early May 12, 2006