Schloofendonger

When two furries have sex with squirrels (furry Whores)

Look at those 2 repulsive Schloofendongers over there.

by I_Have_An_Extremely_Large_PP September 17, 2019

Schlongfinity

The schlongfinity is a groundbreaking tool to extend your own schlong size. It allows you to multiply your schlong size to burst out of your pants to impress your friends.

Person 1: Yo dude, when did you get such a big schlong?
Person 2: Oh, I used the schlongfinity, you should try mine out.

by Fred Man August 30, 2020

Schlorping

Having an aggressive poo while crying your eyes out on the toilet

I was schlorping last night alone

by Morgan_freeman_is_god32 September 6, 2021

Schlockinsoll

The definition of all undefined words

"What's that?"
"Don't know."

"Must be a Schlockinsoll!"

by MGravy April 5, 2022

schlorbinh

To do something extremely funny to a person of color

I'm going to schlorbinh all over this guy's family.
He did that very schlorbinh.

by bulgariafan28 June 16, 2023

schlifinity

A dick that has a hyperreal length and a width with no bounds . . . a dick with an area of infinity

If you take the integral of my dick from "a" to "b" then it would equal infinity;
Paul: I have a schlifinity
Maheshwar: aww lucky I have a schlinverted aka a vagina

by greatlawlofchina May 6, 2008

Schlonging

When a male engages in the sexual act of positioning his manhood between a female's bresteses and prepares to have sex with her chest, thereby giving her a schnlonging

Man Arthur, I gave that fat chick a good schlonging last night.

by Schlonger September 25, 2005