The schlongfinity is a groundbreaking tool to extend your own schlong size. It allows you to multiply your schlong size to burst out of your pants to impress your friends.
Person 1: Yo dude, when did you get such a big schlong?
Person 2: Oh, I used the schlongfinity, you should try mine out.
Person 2: Oh, I used the schlongfinity, you should try mine out.
by Fred Man August 30, 2020
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