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schlumpy

Poor quality, looking less then adequate,grotesque condition and in need of improvement
Susan inspected the conditions of the department and found the conditions to be schlumpy and not up to par.
by super-sprout November 23, 2015
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schloppy toppy

Bro she gave me that good a** schloppy toppy
by Feetfetish January 7, 2018
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schlomposis

schomposis - ʃ/lɑ /mp/oʊ/sɪs

the condition in which one's scrotum adheres to the inner part of the upper thigh, often as a result of excessively warm or humid conditions.
Man, I went down to Florida and caught a bad case of schomposis.

I got the worst case of schlomposis at work today.
by jakeschweinz January 13, 2018
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Schlumpy Schlump

slang for sleep. Can be used as an adjective to describe someones mood for a day. use this term when you are so tired the only thing you care to do is rub your Weiner. say it as soon as you hit the hay and slowly sink into the pillow.
adj: damn mike looks schlumpy schlump

noun: its schlumpy schlump time or I can't wait to go schlumpy schlump
by yerpdaddy January 25, 2019
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Schloopy

To slap a titty.
She was riding me, I gave her a schloopy. She never saw it coming.
by MrFuxsWell December 7, 2019
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Schlomped

When you get absolutely shit on, fucked, or destroyed in any context. Most usually in a game or sport
Damn dude, a 3 stock? This kid getting Schlomped on!
by Jake 🅱️Aul February 27, 2021
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A Schloppy One

When your butthole explodes and shit ends up all around the toilet bowl somehow
Dont go in there man...I just took a schloppy one.
by Donald Trumps Hair October 6, 2015
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