schicken

german expression (verb) for being dumbfounded after a strange, abnormal or unbelievable incident

oh meine gott, deine mutter hat 3 arme! das, und ihre lilanen zähne schicken mich echt!

oh my god! your mother has got 3 arms! that really schicks me as well as her purple teeth!

schicken by bza stza December 29, 2006

fu-schnicken 

noun: a trick

verb: to trick someone or to pull a fast one.

Fu-Schnickener: A person that is skilled in the art of trickery.

On April Fools, Jake placed shaving cream in my ear while I was sleeping. I was fu-schnickened.

Eli fu-schnickened me when he filled my water bottle with hot water for the ride today.

Jorge is a fu-schnickener. Every day in the office he is pulling one prank or another.

fu-schnicken by jontan27 August 23, 2007

schlizenheimer 

A low class girl who acts German in order to seem exotic or interesting.

"Dude, that schlizenheimer's German was so terrible, she sounded like a redneck reading Rammstein lyrics."

schlizenheimer by Jeremy F April 23, 2007

for schlerken 

A much more l33t way of saying "fo shizzle".

Bob: That guy says 'fo shizzle' way to much.
Tom: For schlerken he does.
Bob: What a fag.

for schlerken by The Great and Almighty Skid August 1, 2004

Schlacker 

A girl at my school with the last name schlack sucked an upper classmans wang and was given the nickname schlackemoff.
Schlacker refers to one who sucks wang.
It can be used as an insult to anyone who swings on someone elses nuts.

OMG OMG, kristina sucked dereks wang.
What a schlacker...

Kohl totally pissed me off today by being at school.
What a fucking schlacker.

Schlacker by GH REP July 18, 2004

schlocker 

I feel the need to elaborate on the shocker..........

The Schlocker: index and middle fingers in the slit, thumb stimulating the clit, and just as she's about to climax, pinky in the trunk. So, much more erotic than the shocker, it's like touching Heaven and reaching for Hell.

schlocker by Miss Behavin' April 26, 2006

schlickers

if you are said to be schlickers you must be the SHIZ.

yeah i know a girl called francesca an she is schlickers

schlickers by schlickers queen August 30, 2009