The Schlagpole 

Quite possibly the biggest wang on the planet, so large that it makes virgins bleed when they see it. Rarely seen, it is worshipped by the Bukkake Tribe of southern Madagascar.

"The fabled Schlagpole has produced more orgasms than Isaac Hayes."

The Schlagpole by cpoc December 5, 2003

Slaggot

A woman of ill repute, or an insult to a woman to suggest infidelity or bad sexual habits. Derrived from the words slag and maggot by SKC Melbourne, much like the word slamington

Piss off slaggot, we're trying to have a friendly gathering without you slutting it up.

Slaggot by James November 14, 2003

splaggot 

Someone who buys a hot bird a drink with the view to seducing her, but accidentally tips it down her front in a moment of extreme clumsiness.

Man: "Here's yer drink, sexy"
*Spills it*
Woman: "oh my god, you splaggot!"

splaggot by Katie Grape May 21, 2008

Schlagg 

A Schlagg is a type of JSchlatt variation.

"Oh not another Schlagg Meme."

Schlagg by MasterOfTheDumpyFart April 30, 2021

shwaggot

Someone who is sub-par or not cool. Someone who sux0rz, a bogart.

Drew Carlson is such a shwaggot!

shwaggot by Ben Atkins February 29, 2004

Slaggotry 

derivative of: Slaggot

Root Words: Slut and Faggot

Acting like a slaggot

His behaviour is pure slaggotry.

That was an act of slaggotry.

Slaggotry by mighty_jubbo March 12, 2011

Shmaggot

1. The word one uses to replace “faggot” when the teacher is around 2. A combination of shit and faggot.

Hey give me back my pencil you shmaggot!

Shmaggot by Dirty fart November 13, 2017