Scattergun

A shotgun, as spoken by a true Texan.

Also used in place of shotgun, in reserving the front passenger seat of a vehicle.

Scott: I would go hunting with my scattergun.
Everyone else: What in the hell is a scattergun?

Me: Scattergun!
Judd: aw hex naw dewd i culled it frst.

by C-wood December 25, 2005

scuttered

Scuttered - Totally drunk,elephants,langered.
Well-gone,so drunk one could sh*t oneself.

I was so scuttered last night that I tried to drive a lampshade.

by Blood January 7, 2005

shattered

If you are shattered, your world is shattered since hearing the devastatin or shocking news that just turned your life upside down.

A reply to the sympathetic question "How you doing" ?? (Since you lost your child so suddenly)

Answer - I'm shattered.
or Completely shattered

by Galawh October 29, 2018

Scatterbox

The lost art of passing off an extreme and violent excretory bowel movement into a toilet, wooded area, or in thy britches.

1. I have to scatterbox so bad, I am not sure if I can continue living.

2. Geez Philip, you must have really scatterboxed judging by the burnt rotten egg smell.

by Leif "The Face" Rancid January 3, 2004

scatterfucked

Adjective:
For something to be in absolute disarray.

My mind is scatterfucked

His room is scatterfucked

by Justin Davidson July 16, 2008

scatterbrain

out of your mind. Many thoughts.

She was scatterbrain i tell ya!

by dwan November 15, 2003

Shattered Virus

The condition where one person becomes exceedingly lazy, sloth-like, and so 'blah' that they are unwilling to do the most simple tasks, like read a few short paragraphs of text. Dereived from the user Shattered Rift, who has exhibited this lazyness on multiple occasions.

A: Er... mind reading this for me, I can't tell if it seems out of character or not.

B: No, I'm lazy.

A: -snorts- You gots the Shattered Virus

by Liz August 6, 2005