A shotgun, as spoken by a true Texan.
Also used in place of shotgun, in reserving the front passenger seat of a vehicle.
Also used in place of shotgun, in reserving the front passenger seat of a vehicle.
Scott: I would go hunting with my scattergun.
Everyone else: What in the hell is a scattergun?
Me: Scattergun!
Judd: aw hex naw dewd i culled it frst.
Everyone else: What in the hell is a scattergun?
Me: Scattergun!
Judd: aw hex naw dewd i culled it frst.
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If you are shattered, your world is shattered since hearing the devastatin or shocking news that just turned your life upside down.
A reply to the sympathetic question "How you doing" ?? (Since you lost your child so suddenly)
Answer - I'm shattered.
or Completely shattered
Answer - I'm shattered.
or Completely shattered
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1. I have to scatterbox so bad, I am not sure if I can continue living.
2. Geez Philip, you must have really scatterboxed judging by the burnt rotten egg smell.
2. Geez Philip, you must have really scatterboxed judging by the burnt rotten egg smell.
by Leif "The Face" Rancid January 3, 2004
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Get the scatterbrain mug.The condition where one person becomes exceedingly lazy, sloth-like, and so 'blah' that they are unwilling to do the most simple tasks, like read a few short paragraphs of text. Dereived from the user Shattered Rift, who has exhibited this lazyness on multiple occasions.
A: Er... mind reading this for me, I can't tell if it seems out of character or not.
B: No, I'm lazy.
A: -snorts- You gots the Shattered Virus
B: No, I'm lazy.
A: -snorts- You gots the Shattered Virus
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