Sarmad is a behnchod
Umer: Sarmad behnchod
Saad: Sarmad behnchod
Sarim: Sarmad behnchod
Sara: Sarmad behnchod
Kira: Sarmad behnchod
Sarmad: Me behnchod
Saad: Sarmad behnchod
Sarim: Sarmad behnchod
Sara: Sarmad behnchod
Kira: Sarmad behnchod
Sarmad: Me behnchod
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Get the sasadaxi mug.A good looking guy but cunning from heart. A guy who pretends perfect to his girl but when a better one comes, he prefers to switch on others. Selfishness is one of traits that can be found in him.
A girl must be with caution when with him in relationship, else good guy as casual Friend.
A girl must be with caution when with him in relationship, else good guy as casual Friend.
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Get the Samad mug.Sammad: Best known as "THE SAMMA-LALALALALALALA" was officially defined in September 2001 as a coffee drink consisting of coffee, extra carmel expresso shots. Served extremely super extra extra HOTT!! JUST LIKE THE SAMMA-LALALALALALALA!! Corresponding with the person named Sammad... this drink known as THE SAMMA-LALALALALALALA is truely the most amazing and requires great amounts of love, friendship trust and respect! This heaven on earth is a delight so you GOTTA love The Samma-LALALALALALALA!!!! This drink will wake you up and if you drink it in the morning its like crack cocaine explosion juice!. And if you are driving on an airplane and falling asleep at the wheel, you will die... So thats why you need this drink to wake your bitch ass up! This is what the holy grail contains, THE SAMMA-LALALALALALALA.
P.S. This drink is best served with expresso hand grenades
YOU ROCK SAMMAD!!!!
P.S. This drink is best served with expresso hand grenades
YOU ROCK SAMMAD!!!!
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He also studies medicine and has incomplete skills in playing musical instruments, drawing and sports. He masturbates once per day and always fantasizes about his female friends. But he needs porn videos to accomplish the process (ejaculation). He urinates 24 times a day and has never experienced vaginal,anal or oral sex in his life. He often involves in spying and double/triple/quad agency and messes with his friends. He has kidney failure(not the disease. It refers to his Failure in nephrology exam!)
He has several names that soon will be addressed here
He also studies medicine and has incomplete skills in playing musical instruments, drawing and sports. He masturbates once per day and always fantasizes about his female friends. But he needs porn videos to accomplish the process (ejaculation). He urinates 24 times a day and has never experienced vaginal,anal or oral sex in his life. He often involves in spying and double/triple/quad agency and messes with his friends. He has kidney failure(not the disease. It refers to his Failure in nephrology exam!)
He has several names that soon will be addressed here
A: hello captian samadi!
B: Hi the little young man, wait ten minutes , I've got to finish this sacred activity (masturbating)
B: Hi the little young man, wait ten minutes , I've got to finish this sacred activity (masturbating)
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Get the Samadi mug.The saddest and maddest man who ever lived. Should be sad-man but because he is so mad, Sarmad makes sense. Petty, mean and sad. The worst combination of person there ever was.
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