saratoga

Saratoga, in the local dialect often pronounced sawa-tug-ga.
A quick word of advice would be to pick up a Mandarin phrase book before visiting. Saratoga's official car is the Toyota, however it is not uncommon to receive a brand new Lexus for your 15th birthday. Most people in Saratoga have been sheltered for much of their life and find it tough to cope with school. Most students border delinquincy with an average test score of 97%. However it is very safe and a great place to live.

asianQTpiexo89: omg I got a 92% on my last test, my parents wont love me anymore.

fighterforceXX: that is the suxors, sorry ttyl i have to go to chinese school.

Saratoga the land of little imagination and too much work.

saratoga by saratoga high student January 17, 2007

Saratoga

The richest town in Upstate New York, where even the preppy kids smoke weed. Most kids wear polo and lacoste and listen to Dave Matthews Band, and attend his concerts yearly at SPAC. Birkenstocks, Jeep wranglers, and mercades benz are all popular. Really good at sports, Especially CREW and TRACK. One of the most challenging highschools in the Nation. DANK ASS downtown!

"Hey where do you live?"
"Saratoga"
"Oh you must be rich"
"yeah i drive a mercades"

Saratoga by chicckkkywhattt June 19, 2006

Captain Savajo

The name is derived from its pronunciation - Captain Save-A-Ho. It describes a man who dates someone who he knows to have had multiple past partners in an attempt to "save" that someone, turning them into a respectable girlfriend.

Damn, look at Captain Savajo bringing that ho home to his parents! He knows that girl's slept with two other guys this week!

Captain Savajo by F. L. Wright December 8, 2009

Saratoga Springs

Historic town known for it's horse racing, popped izod collars, racino cougars and elitist mentality.

Man: Let's go to Starbucks, shop at Eddie Bauer, then cheat on our taxes!

Woman: Oh, that's soooo Saratoga Springs!

Saratoga Springs by t_j_holl August 16, 2008

sarasota pumpkin 

When one guy is giving another guy oral sex while a lit candle is sticking out of his ass.

Gabe's dad wonders why the candles smell like shit whenever Shawn spends the night. Sarasota Pumpkin perhaps?

sarasota pumpkin by tyler batemen August 9, 2008

Sarasota Soufflé

A Sarasota Soufflé occurs following a night of drinking, and eating large amounts of Taco Bell, or some kind of Mexican food. It essentially is a hang-over dump. However when it exits the rectum, it departs much like foam insulation. The steamy load effectively seals up the but crack, but with the appearance of a nicely cooked soufflé. The color of the soufflé can very person to person, and also depends on the combo ordered the night before.

Jerald, "Yo Doug, I just went to fire out that Taco Bell I ate last night and totally had the worst Sarasota Soufflé. I had to use little paper plates to scrap it all off."

Doug, "Where did you put those paper plates?"

Jerald, "On the picnic table in the backyard, I'll get rid of them in a couple minutes."

Doug, "Man, I was about to tell you that was the shittiest soufflé I've ever had."

Jerald, "Dude..."

Sarasota Soufflé by Teratoma April 16, 2010

Sarasota sasquatch 

When an overly hairy women's vagina is placed on ones chin to give the appearance that one is in a ZZTop cover band.

After running a mile in 90 degree weather, she gave me a sarasota Sasquatch!

Sarasota sasquatch by Paper cut my taint March 17, 2012