santasanshulefacher

an obselite exclamation of someones utter incompetence or a completley meaningless exclamation when one is annoyed.

Man: ( hits hand with nail)

oh my fucking santasanshulefacher!

by Watt April 1, 2008

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Santasia

The most scrumchulescent you will ever meet. A Santasia is a great friend and she loves to par-tay. Her catch phrases may include: "I don'T know!" (Emphasis on the "T."), "Shut up, I hate you!! (:," "Whathuhfuhh??" and "You butt-licker!" She's downright crazy. She is really really really pretty and she love almost everybody, but not that nasty hoe-skank in the locker room that one time who used to date Dylan Hallagan. Oh, she also lovesss Tod, and taking pisses in people named Jeremy's bushes with people named Hannah, while Jeremy watches.

Girl: Omigod did you see what Santasia did?
Guy: Yeah she just took her top off! I love her!
Girl: How can you love her and not meeeee?
Guy: Santasia is wayy cooler than you and she has bigger boobs. (:

by Sir Patrick Charles Gustav III November 19, 2009

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santas sack

A game played by employers just before the festive season. The message "santas sack and yourname" is texted by phone to a predetermined number owned by the company. The cost of these texts is £1 including VAT. The person with the least number of texts loses there job.

"The company has made massive profits this year so to celebrate we are going to have a bit of fun by laying a few people off. Text Santas Sack with your name to 65325, calls cost £1 each. Lines close 24th December. The members of staff with the lowest revenue get sacked in January"
"Happy Xmas Everyone"

by newmillsbones1966 September 11, 2011

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santaslut

1. a women/man/animal who wishes upon a very special intimate present for christmas and goes to extreme lengths in order to receive IT.

2. santas (un)secret girlfriend (also known as Sarah)reknown for being very horny and slutty

3.a women/man/child of unidentified sex with whom santa would like to have sexual relations due to their seductive slutty nature

4. a person acting very slutty during christmas holidays

1. man, my dad is such a santaslut, last christmas he disguised his ass as a chimney and waited for santa on the roof all night

2.
A: hey, isn't that santaslut?
B: who?
A: Sarah!
B: Oh...yeah that's her, she IS a santaslut!

3.Santa to Santaslut: wuzzup dawg, i would gladly leave a present in that ass ya hear!?!

4.on 27th of december: Julie! We're through, you santaslut! I don't regret it that much since you weren't that good in bed, which most of my friends can now confirm!

by pooparty June 16, 2007

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