swift sip

having a drink, especially after you do something mentally exhausting and need to relax.

or when someone is really caught up, instead of have a chill pill, have a swift sip.

teacher: Class pencils down the final is over, now head on home and have a swift sip you have successfully completed organic chemistry.

by he'brew August 5, 2008

Swift The Kid

🔥🔥🔥 That mfr go harder than a mfr all his music straight FIREEEeEeE fr Dude gon blow tf up. He the only one in the 417 putting the Midwest on fr. I kno dude finna make it one day! He don’t give a fuck either homie got hands 👊 lowkey seen em drop two mfrs at the same time back to back. Real one. 💯

G: Yo you peep Swift’s new track?

OG: NAH!? Shit I missed a drop?

G: Just dropped that shit so hard he finna blow up
OG: Bet Ima check it and no cap homie on another level! 🔥🔥

Rodney: My Nigga no way you finna believe dis wild shii I be just done now found out! Shii crzy as hell cuh!

LeMelo : Whatchu talk-a -bout ?

Rodney : Ite so That new Swift The Kid we just heard....

leMelo : yuh? Wha bout it

Rodney : I ain’t kno al at to be talkin bout like at but somebody say he just signed a deal wit interscope!

LeMelo : HEAT I’m not even surprised foreal fr

by 1NDA$7R33TZ January 7, 2021

Swift'n

Verb: The act of lying about something so silly such as wakeboarding. smh

BJ: What you been up to bro?
Savage: Not much man, just been wakeboarding and getting mad pussy this week, what about you?
BJ: For real man? Damn you a straight up pimp. Will you be my friend?
Savage: Naw man, I wasn't wakeboarding, I was just swift'n ya. I just been playing Madden and smoking a fat blunt bro.
BJ: ugh!, I hate getting swifted.

by BJ Da Great August 7, 2010

Swift Current

Where life makes sense. Where taxes are high as the teenagers. Where the police can't shoot straight. Where you hang out at Wal-mart on a friday night to pass the time. Where you can buy freshly killed chicken from the hutterites behind the big eye for a fraction of the cost in the stores. Where a hutterite comes up to you on the street and asks if you would taste his sausage and we know what he means. Where you send your 5 year olds to walk 5 blocks in the dark in minus 20 weather to go to school. The only place in the world that doesn't even question the car running with your baby strapped in the car seat with the doors unlocked while the parent goes shopping. Where 1 out of 3 teenage girls are pregnant. Where there is a church on every corner but the christians are few and far between.

Swift Current is a great place to get stoned, get pregnant, walk in the dark at a young age and not get raped. Become a Christian, raise your kids, walk in the parks with your dog. Get your own key for the porn store. And get your lawn ordements stolen. You know, like every other city.

by michild January 9, 2009

swift half

five pints or more down the pub. usually ending with some kind of bizarre drunken hilarity.

"swift half" refers to the mythical quick half pint on the way home, or on your way somewhere... never happens.

"I woke up this morning with mustard all down my jeans and a kebab in my bed. Ooh me head... I only went out for a swift half"

by Ben Bashford June 3, 2003

swift jacked

To be the victim of petty theft or robbery. Usually used with an air of surprise or anger by the victim or a third party when the offense has been uncovered.

Ahh shit fool, your television has just been swift jacked.

Who swift jacked the last corona?

by crazysauce33 March 7, 2005

swift middle school

a dogshit school where in 2020-2021 they made school lunches free but taste worse than my grandmother's ashes, where half the kids get off to hentia or the emo kid in the back of the class, where the current 8th grade math teacher literally has a heart attack when you close your eyes longer than 3 seconds, literally the best teachers here are the social studies/LEAD teachers and the RA teacher(s) besides the art one, she's a karen.

OP: Do you remember Swift Middle School?
Reply: Why would i remember that place? the teachers were terrible and the food was atleast 60 days old

by SmokeyTheFur May 12, 2021