Retard strength

The inexplicable physical force possessed by the mentally handicapped, even after they have been institutionalized or are incapable of any excercise program. Retard strength is never used for any constructive purpose, and often results in unintentional injury.

Even after he broke out of his restraints and had three guards and a nurse subduing him, he still had enough retard strength to break two chairs and a table.

by Drgorpon November 13, 2006

Crackhead strength

The genre of strength that can be displayed by crackheads, usually in fits of rage and/or at the comedown of a high. This strength is rarely known as the victims of such force are usually killed or crackheads themselves. It is best exemplified by the grip of a crackhead, and those on the business end feel instantly helpless, both from the power exerted and the determined look in the crackheads eyes

"Did you see the way that bum was clenching his fists?"
"Ya man I bet hes got mad crackhead strength"

by Kid Gruesome June 2, 2009

Redneck strength

Strength at or near the equivalent of a superhero contained by men or women who grew up in the country. Condition most prevalent when angry.

When your truck gets stuck and there is no one there to help. Grab a rope, tie it to the truck, and use your redneck strength to pull it out.

by parket19 September 30, 2013

retarded monkey strength

You know how monkeys can lift 4000 pounds? And retarded people have twice the strength of a normal person? Well imagine the stregth a retarded monkey has.

Colman: "How did that monkey just throw that car?!"

Laura: "Well it has downs so it has retarded monkey strength. Get rid of that banana."

by lo6972 August 20, 2018

knowledge strength integrity

A youtuber who has stemmed out into other areas of the entertainment industry with shit hair as of recent months.

Hey, have you heard Knowledge Strength Integrity's new song?

by Ronathon the Donathon June 8, 2020

dad strength

A strength a dad possess that will not allow him to lose in physical combat to his son.

My dad beat me in a fight using his dad strength.

by nezo397 February 8, 2014

man-strength

Used to describe the suprising ability of older men (e.g. your father in his 40-50s) to out-lift, out-drink, and generally out-work younger and more physically fit men.

I thought I could take my old man, but seeing him move that couch today I have to bow down to his man-strength

by GT1979 June 11, 2004