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Starving Artist

The name says it all
This starving artist hasn't eaten anything in 6 days
by Breadstick_Bob18 January 2, 2019
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starving balls

- So hungry you could eat another man's balls.
I haven't eaten in 2 days...IM STARVING BALLS!
by Al Marzilli October 9, 2006
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Starving Bullshit Artist

An individual who takes part in some sort of artistic endeavor and according to themselves lives an "artists life" but in reality has no discipline to develop their "art" any further than what it is currently and instead invents ways to manipulate their friends, coworkers, and family in order to maintain their despicably hedonistic lifestyle at the expense, chagrin, and demise of themselves, those around him or her, and society at large. And what's worse is that they are able to attract people's attention by any number of sense impressions and reduce almost any experience to empty hedonism while keeping this emptiness veiled by pushing yet another form of pleasurable experience.

They are "starving" because they crave the same things they push on to others, but their cravings prevent them from doing anything truly valuable for themselves or others. They are "bullshit artists" because they offer little that is truly valuable but only maintains their own hedonism and emptiness and encourages the same in others.
The craft beer industry is full of starving bullshit artists. People who have no true talent and offer nothing intrinsically valuable.
by donotsufferkundabuffer February 6, 2018
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Starving kids in Africa

Noun: those kids you see on those ASPCA or UNICEF or something, usually you can count their ribs

Verb: used widely by mothers towards their children, when they haven't finished their food (mostly vegetables) to represent that they are lucky to have food
Adj: used to describe a African kid, but they have to be from Africa and not like a Muslim African like dark skin ass one
Starving kids in Africa:
White child; Mom! I'm full gonna go play more COD now cuz thats all I do and have not freakin life and will probably end up shooting my school!
White mother, or black you pick; You didn't finish your vegetable yet, you know that staring kids in Africa don't get anything
by 2npwanc March 6, 2017
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starving artist

The act of calling out your own name when achieving orgasm during masturbation.
After a Starving Artist in the bathroom, Casey wrote more poetry about the immolation of his acrid soul.
by aggrobot October 18, 2006
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Starving Artist Fuccboi

My mental Illness is both baffling and cunning he says while posing as a painter and snorting hydromorphs.Hes drapped head to toe in adidas garments he paid full price for despite not having a job or income.Spends most his time in women he deems "doable"s DMs boohooing that life is really hard for him and celebrates faux sobriety anniversaries high as a kite on his iPhone 11.Enabled by his family and his "disability checks" he tells women that he preys on that he's a starving artist who is writing a novel.Once you have fallen prey you discover it's basically a bad acid trip he had once when he was 16 that he's based the entire novel on and it even isn't that great of story.He spends more time caring for his adidas shoes than painting.His sheets have little specs of blood on them from trying to find his veins but finds girls gross for having periods.Has a gold membership on Adult friendfinder and innocent hookups.com. Can't stay sober long enough to complete a painting or participate in artshows.Is usually nodding out in paint speckled adidas wear and the blood patterns on his sheets from poking needles are better than most his paintings
He's not a misunderstood visionary whom women don't fairly give a chance; he's a starving artist fuccboi
by Jenna Feather July 7, 2020
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Starving Artists

The most bad-ass, sexy A Cappella group at Brandeis/on the planet. No really... they are hot. They drink Peppermint Schnapps like it's their jobs... maybe that's why they're so hungry...
Person 1: "Did you go to the Starving Artists show last night?"
Person 2: "Hell yeah. There were no survivors."
by RINDSAY December 20, 2010
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