shittynet

shittynet is the internet of people that goes below 1Mb/sec

omg i can't connect, my shittynet is acting up.

by Willy347 January 10, 2018

shittynet

internet so slow you pull your hair out

my shittynet is preventing me to read my mails

by Willy347 February 13, 2018

shitness

When you do fitness and workouts, but you accidentally shit yourself doing so.

I got a nice workout in today, but it became shitness after I pooped everywhere.

by Ricochet Productions September 9, 2020

Shittynervous

When you are so nervous, you feel like you want to take a shit.

.Bro I have a game in an hour, I am so shittynervous

by **** ***** ****** November 11, 2020

Shitness

It’s basically just shit

Omg! The new guy is just shitness

by DJDABBY October 11, 2022

holy shittedness

A state of sarcastic amazement.

You mean the price of living has gone up, but the paycheck stays the same? Wow, I'm in a state of "holy shittedness!"

by A.G.P. September 24, 2023

Planet Shitness

A gym that charges a $20 late fee when you're broke and don't have $10 in your checking account. They make sure to only accept debit cards after they've charged you the $20 late fee.

I'm going to make sure I have the $10 in my checking account so I don't get charged the extra $20 late fee from planet shitness gym.

by anonymous July 2, 2024