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shagmonger

(Adj)a person who advocates shagging policies.
(V) shagmongering
Wow, he's quite the shagmonger.

John went shagmongering
by EndTask October 2, 2007
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Shaftment

A unit of measurement originally based on sections of the hand, is now most commonly associated with the penis and/or the surrounding area. It is equivalent to 6 inches, 1.5 hands, or two palms.
Guy 1: Hey, do you see that guy over there?

Guy 2: Yeah, what about him?

Guy 1: Lot's of chicks have said that he's got a two shaftments long package.
by Sgt Sarcasm August 13, 2012
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shagmented

overview of a situation that is completely fucked up, broken, unrepairable or in bits
wife to hubby 'Hello love, did you manage to fix the dishwasher ?
No. it's absolutely shagmented !!
by vanhelZ1ng December 22, 2016
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Shagmin

The practice of undertaking or receiving a sexual act whilst working. (Shagging/Administration)
Person 1 : What did you do last night?

Person 2: I bent Hannah over the desk smashed her back doors in and completed the end of year accounts by resting the laptop on her back at the same time.

Person 1: Shagmin?

Person 2: Fuck Yeah!
by John Smithelwate January 8, 2018
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Shagmin

Using a complex spreadsheet to manage your many sexual exploits
Can you come out tonight?
No, I’ve got bare Shagmin to sort out or I won’t know who the F I’m F’ing
by Arcwords October 10, 2018
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Shafmaster

The coolest person in the world. There is only one of them and they are the most amazing person you will ever meet. It is an honor to look them in the eye.
1: "Woah, that guy's amazing! Who is he?"

2: "That's the one and only 1: "Woah, that guy's amazing! Who is he?"

2: "That's the one and only Shafmaster! Bow down to him!"! Bow down to him!"
by Trexexpert21 November 24, 2021
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Shafmaster

The coolest person in the world. There is only one of them and they are the most amazing person you will ever meet. It is an honor to look them in the eye.
1: "Woah, that guy's amazing! Who is he?"

2: "That's the one and only shafmaster! Bow down to him!"
by Trexexpert21 November 24, 2021
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