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SHAFGM is a word that is abbreviated for "Short Hairy And Fat Gay Man", like the ones you see at gay bars that think they are still hot but they're not and they hit on all the cute young boys. most of them will buy you things in order to see/touch/smell your wiener.

SHAFGM was coined one drunkened night at Jeremiah's house when Tay, Jeremiah, and Farrakhan were trying to describe all the dirty old pervs at the bar Farrakhan dragged Tay and Jeremiah to...
tay: "hey jeremiah, that bar tonight was full of SHAFGMs"
jeremiah: "i KNOW dude! they were all trying to get up in my shit!"
tay: "one of them said he'd be my daddy, and i need an iPhone..."
farrakhan: "dude, go for it! last year, a SHAFGM paid my rent for 3 months and all i had to do was let him do me in the butt"
tay and jeremiah: "......eew"
SHAFGM by Mr. Unforgettable April 2, 2008
Shagmas is the UK term used for Christmas, eg. Merry Shagmas; Happy Shagmas Eve!
I had such a good Shagmas!
Bro, did you hear what they call Christmas in the uk? Shagmas!
Shagmas by Beaugirl322 December 24, 2021
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A term for Christmas that is used in some parts of the UK. Comes from the word "shag", which means "present".
- How was your Shagmas?
- Shitty, didn't get many shags.
Shagmas by nikola151 December 26, 2021
Merry shagmas! Traditional British way of saying merry Christmas without Christian religion it’s called a shagmas
There’s shags under the tree for you kids enjoy! Have a good shagmas
Shagmas by Urbandream December 26, 2021
Shafim led his team to the championship
shafim by Baskerville123 March 14, 2017
you definitely saw the comments under the tiktok saying someone added “shagmas” to the urban dictionary
how is your christmas? you mean my shagmas
Shagmas by actuallyidontknow December 27, 2021
British slang for Christmas - mate by Tom Pratt

Shags - present
“U seen my shagmas tree “
yeah it looks cute “
“ I’m getting loads of shags under my shagmas tree “
Shagmas by Random123456762 December 30, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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