SHAFGM

SHAFGM is a word that is abbreviated for "Short Hairy And Fat Gay Man", like the ones you see at gay bars that think they are still hot but they're not and they hit on all the cute young boys. most of them will buy you things in order to see/touch/smell your wiener.

SHAFGM was coined one drunkened night at Jeremiah's house when Tay, Jeremiah, and Farrakhan were trying to describe all the dirty old pervs at the bar Farrakhan dragged Tay and Jeremiah to...

tay: "hey jeremiah, that bar tonight was full of SHAFGMs"
jeremiah: "i KNOW dude! they were all trying to get up in my shit!"
tay: "one of them said he'd be my daddy, and i need an iPhone..."
farrakhan: "dude, go for it! last year, a SHAFGM paid my rent for 3 months and all i had to do was let him do me in the butt"
tay and jeremiah: "......eew"

by Mr. Unforgettable April 2, 2008

Shagmas

Shagmas is the UK term used for Christmas, eg. Merry Shagmas; Happy Shagmas Eve!

I had such a good Shagmas!
Bro, did you hear what they call Christmas in the uk? Shagmas!

by Beaugirl322 December 24, 2021

Shagmas

A term for Christmas that is used in some parts of the UK. Comes from the word "shag", which means "present".

- How was your Shagmas?
- Shitty, didn't get many shags.

by nikola151 December 26, 2021

Shagmas

Merry shagmas! Traditional British way of saying merry Christmas without Christian religion it’s called a shagmas

There’s shags under the tree for you kids enjoy! Have a good shagmas

by Urbandream December 26, 2021

shafim

Handsome. Outgoing. Smart. Courageous.

Shafim led his team to the championship

by Baskerville123 March 14, 2017

Shagmas

you definitely saw the comments under the tiktok saying someone added “shagmas” to the urban dictionary

how is your christmas? you mean my shagmas

by actuallyidontknow December 27, 2021

Shagmas

British slang for Christmas - mate by Tom Pratt

Shags - present

“U seen my shagmas tree “
“ yeah it looks cute “
“ I’m getting loads of shags under my shagmas tree “

by Random123456762 December 30, 2021