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SHAFGM is a word that is abbreviated for "Short Hairy And Fat Gay Man", like the ones you see at gay bars that think they are still hot but they're not and they hit on all the cute young boys. most of them will buy you things in order to see/touch/smell your wiener.

SHAFGM was coined one drunkened night at Jeremiah's house when Tay, Jeremiah, and Farrakhan were trying to describe all the dirty old pervs at the bar Farrakhan dragged Tay and Jeremiah to...
tay: "hey jeremiah, that bar tonight was full of SHAFGMs"
jeremiah: "i KNOW dude! they were all trying to get up in my shit!"
tay: "one of them said he'd be my daddy, and i need an iPhone..."
farrakhan: "dude, go for it! last year, a SHAFGM paid my rent for 3 months and all i had to do was let him do me in the butt"
tay and jeremiah: "......eew"
SHAFGM by Mr. Unforgettable April 2, 2008
Shagmas is the UK term used for Christmas, eg. Merry Shagmas; Happy Shagmas Eve!
I had such a good Shagmas!
Bro, did you hear what they call Christmas in the uk? Shagmas!
Shagmas by Beaugirl322 December 24, 2021
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A term for Christmas that is used in some parts of the UK. Comes from the word "shag", which means "present".
- How was your Shagmas?
- Shitty, didn't get many shags.
Shagmas by nikola151 December 26, 2021
Merry shagmas! Traditional British way of saying merry Christmas without Christian religion it’s called a shagmas
There’s shags under the tree for you kids enjoy! Have a good shagmas
Shagmas by Urbandream December 26, 2021
Shafim led his team to the championship
shafim by Baskerville123 March 14, 2017
you definitely saw the comments under the tiktok saying someone added “shagmas” to the urban dictionary
how is your christmas? you mean my shagmas
Shagmas by actuallyidontknow December 27, 2021
British slang for Christmas - mate by Tom Pratt

Shags - present
“U seen my shagmas tree
“ yeah it looks cute “
“ I’m getting loads of shags under my shagmas tree
Shagmas by Random123456762 December 30, 2021