roganing

v. Looking at the male genitals of an animal with barely suppressed homoerotic lust. Named for the way the host of "Fear Factor" looks longingly at horse dongs and pig testicles as he make the contestants chow down on them.

I saw a guy at the county fair roganing the schlongs on the horses.

by SkidMarkyMark May 8, 2006

The Rogan Tuck

Inspired by the fact that Joe Rogan and Tucker Carlson are two sides of the same coin.

Commonly, when a homophobic guy allows two other guys to shit on him while he simultaneously gets off by sounding his penis with a cowboy catheter.

" That guy is a bigoted piece of shit, but I saw him begging for The Rogan Tuck on Craigslist last week. Fucking hypocrite. "

by Dr. Bananacheeze October 22, 2022

Rigamerection

An erection caused, after death, from rigamortis.

I didn't realize dudes could get a boner when they died until I got that job at the morgue and saw at least one rigamerection a day.

by LemmeF1ndOut October 9, 2020

rigamaroo

Giving someone the run around. Not being straight and to the point.

"I talked to John today about the project and he just gave me the rigamaroo!"

by Tsalagi April 16, 2004

Joe Rogan

A douchebag.

Joe Rogan is a douchebag.

by Moochie Welch December 30, 2020

rofgar

roll on floor getting anal raped. originates from the word rofl

Pers likes to rofgar.

by jebus557 November 27, 2006

Rogan

A unit of measurement equivalent to 2.3 inches or a limp Chinaman’s penis.

That little person is a couple Rogans taller than Joe himself

by J Clayton Bearsby June 10, 2019