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Ripping a Grumpy 

Verb: to rip a grumpy is to wait until the last second to shit, almost ripping off your pants button, and laying down the meaniest, "Grumpiest", shit you have ever taking in you life into any recepticle.
Mike: Tom, what were you doing all of 8th period?
Tom: Dude, I had to rip the meanest grumpy ever.
Mike: Damn, You were Ripping a Grumpy for 40 fucking minutes?
Tom:Yeah (*sniffle sniffle*).
Mike: Did it burn?
Tom: Like a Mexican man with gingivitis, and with his ass stuffed with jalapenos.
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Ripping bowls 

to smoke weed fast, hold it long, and smoke it hard out of a "bowl" (a small glass pipe used to smoke weed).
dude, when can we start ripping bowls? i want to bake before we go inside.
Ripping bowls by yomamaintshit February 24, 2009

Ripping up rags 

Descriptive of the sound of a long and drawn-out fart
After ten beers, and a plate of lima bean curry, I was ripping up rags like never before.
Ripping up rags by Mr. Ploppy August 17, 2004

Ripping Frickers 

Something outstanding, awesome, rad, cool and, gnarly. Usually used to describe an action.

Similar to the phrase "just gonna send it" ripping Frickers means you are rippin up the track or just shreddin the gnar. The Frickers part doesn't really mean anything but it makes the phrase sound cooler.
He was ripping frickers out there did you see him!
Ripping Frickers by SUS TURTLE February 10, 2018

Ripping Ass 

Doug is ripping ass in 2d platformers

ripping lips 

Another Minnesota original - used by fishermen to describe the action of setting the hook too hard, resulting in literally ripping the lips off a fish.
My cousin and I were ripping lips today. We didn't catch a damn thing!
ripping lips by Bomni February 8, 2005