Quarf

A Quarf occures is when a man's is masturbating and beings to make a slimy sound. Mostley happens when he hasnt cleaned off the seemen from the previous masturbation, also known as a Fish Dick (Smelly Dick) which is simalar to Fish Taco (smelly vagina) for women.

bill: man, stop jacking off!!
joe: how can you tell im stroking softley
bill: well you dick keeps on Quarfing.

by Legato V4V May 15, 2009

quarf

When you fart and an air bubble runs up your vagina and pops making an uncomfortable sound.
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Guy1: Yo I Just heard that girl over there quarf !
Guy2: Damn I bet it made a funny sound.

by fukmewithabrick May 24, 2015

quarf an hour

Some nonsense Ian Dunt came up with.

All my life I have been saying the phrase 'quarf an hour' for quarter of an hour. A few minutes ago, I found out it does not exist.

by SomeNonsense April 15, 2021