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Pondercation Point

The pondercation point is a punctuation mark that fills a critical need in written communication. In spoken word, inflection and tone are used to indicate inquisitive statements. In the written word, however, there is no official punctuation mark to delineate a statement intended as a question (e.g. "I wonder if beverages will be provided.")

With an increasing amount of communication being conducted in written word (e-mail, chat rooms, instant messaging) the need for greater clarity in punctuation drove research grammarians at the "Toughest Guys in the World" think tank in Provo, Utah, to develop a new punctuation symbol using existing punctuation available on a typical Western keyboard.

The pondercation point is represented by the combination of the ~ (tilde) and the ` (apostrophe), and is used at the end of inquisitive statements that require an answer from the recipient. Therefore instead of saying, "I wonder if you are lying to me, asshole?" intent is better indicated with the pondercation point: "I wonder if you are lying to me, asshole~`"
The pondercation point in use:

* Perhaps that happened because you tried to retread my monkey~`
* I wonder if your problem is that their reaction is fueled by the blood of Christ~`
* I thought you were going to kiss my black ass~`
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pondered

Thought about
She pondered the fact.
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Ponderosa

A term used to define your household, home, location.
Mike:Hey John, where are you?
John: I'm chillin' at my ponderosa.
by Dubbb B August 5, 2009
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ponderize

The act of pulverizing a vagina while in a pond.
My girlfriend and I ponderized so hard last night.
by deathbringer14 November 26, 2015
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pwnderful

1. a combo of 2 great words pwnd and wonderful. pwnderful is an expression of delight when a smacktard gets owned after much smack talking. basically pwnd to the point of silence from the said smacktard.

2. pwnderful is also just a sense of amazement @ a skilled performance by one's self or a teammate who, when all seemed lost, came out victorious.

3. used when excited @ how cool the type of pwnership over the other player was.

4. fun to say just because.
"OH Snap! 1 shot! friggin pwnderful!"

"wow we sure shut him up. that was pwnderful."

"What a pwnderful day. we haven't lost yet"

"l8r n00b, havz a pwnderful day!"
by MATCHES007 October 2, 2007
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Ponderuponit

Ponderuponit was a very wise man living from 1857-1941 during which time he studied every field of knowledge known to man. Unfortunately, however, his wisdom that he passed on from this knowledge is mostly useless to everyday people. Had it not been for this set-back, Sir Ponderuponit would now be compared to the likes of Ghandi, Albert Einstein, and Obi-wan Kenobi.
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind, a tooth for a tooth makes them look like they're from Alabama. -ponderuponit.
by Ponderuponit's grandson April 15, 2009
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Ponderbating

The act of deep-thinking, usually about the universe or life itself, that results in a great and climactic conclusion about the nature of our existence.

Can also be used lightly, to describe a mental fixation with something.
You know, I've been ponderbating all day, and I came to the conclusion that we are all of one great consciousness.

The intellectual environment of this Starbucks makes me want to ponderbate while i sip at my green tea latte.

I've been ponderbating about that vacation since May!
by ponderbating.tumblr December 30, 2011
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