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Pornastrophe

A cataclysm of pornography; can be defined as a pornado gone terribly wrong.

When one tries to chase the furry porn rabbit too far down the vaginal rabbit hole. The interwebs take their revenge with a unrelenting fury of pop ups and spyware, ranging from horse porn, and bukakke to pedophilia and Shitting Dick Nipples.
Me: WTF are you doing in there? Why is my internet having a lagtasm?

Brown: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Me: Aw shit, it sounds like you're having a pornastrophe in there.

Brown: KILL IT, KILL IT WIFF FIAR!

Me: Have fun with Windows Anti-Virus 2009.......
by RackTranquility September 25, 2010
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pornalized

Pornalized: The useless, wedged, pornpopped state a computer is in after a pornoholic goes on a pornathon, while oblivious to safe browsing habits.
Phillip went on a Pornathon last night, his computer is so pornalized, a mega porn storm, I couldn't even login in safe mode. I'm going to have to rebuild his computer from scratch.
by jaytho June 29, 2012
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pornapotty

One who watches porn while on the toilet.
Hey please, don't be such a pornapotty
by The agar \_/ BACFORD July 1, 2016
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Pornagraphic Memory

Someone that has the ability to remember exactly how a porn video went so that they can think about it in the future without the use of a computer.
Bob:So my computer crashed down but thanks to my pornagraphic memory i was able to just go in the bathroom and whack off with my imagination.
by Mocoholi August 14, 2010
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Parna

#Parna is a beautiful #Persian name that is not registered in the encyclopedia of Persian names and means #gentle and #subtle, like full.
This name is a little fancier and few people have that name.
Be #kind to them!
Teacher: What's your Name?
Parna:I'm Parna!
Teacher: Barna?
Parna:No,Parna!
by Perriex❤ August 15, 2018
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pornacopia

An object or place that contains untold ammounts of porn.
"Erik's computer is a pornacopia."
by Glarron March 6, 2008
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pornament

any small nick-nak or ornament that has a sexual resemblance.
oh thats a nice pornament you have on your mantle piece
by grammar-chiefs July 2, 2011
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