The collective noun for a gathering of dudes engaged in random douchebaggery. The term refers to the anal drip that sometimes manifests from the use of a douchebag.
The puddle of douchebags lurking at the bar made it impossible to get a damn drink last night.
In that puddle of douchebags, he's the vaseline-covered tip.
In that puddle of douchebags, he's the vaseline-covered tip.
by AltonDarwin September 26, 2007
The act of driving through large puddles of rainwater in cars, creating massive sprays of water. Filming these acts is a common practice, as is hosting said videos on YouTube. Other common practices include spraying people nearby the puddles, spraying cars that are nearby, and driving through puddles while the passengers stick their heads out the windows.
"Dude, do you want to go puddling tonight? It's supposed to rain. Last time, we sprayed about 15 feet high."
by Robb the Casbah May 09, 2006
by PuddingSlurs April 16, 2023
The process by which a shot of (mostly) hard alcohol is mixed in the mouth with another alcohol to mask the taste of the shot.
Martin was supposed to do a forfeit shot, but he got punched because his practice of puddling was deemed too cowardly.
by MisterLC August 26, 2016
look at this guy right here stumbling around." "That guy is fucking puddled!" "Yeah he definitely knows how to party!
by J-Gutes February 19, 2011
by J. Space January 23, 2009
by puddle is a shape godamit February 03, 2010