Provocative

No one knows what it means,
but it's provocative.

No one knows what it means,
but it's provocative.

- No, it's not. It's gross.
- It gets the people going.

by Chef_George October 19, 2018

Provo

serious lack of bars and sluts

A: I moved to Provo, Utah...
B: I'm sorry man

by tkh23 May 3, 2011

Provo Float

When two people (usually mormons) have sex. This is done when a male inserts his penis into the female's vagina. No humping happens and he just sits there while inserted. He does not cum therefore he technically didn't have sex so they don't have to talk to the bishop.

Tom: Yo did you and carly do it last night?
Brad: No man we just did the provo float!
Tom: Nice! Now you don't have to talk to the bishop!

by BadA24 February 23, 2011

Provo throat soak

The provo throat soak is is when the guy shoves his cock deep down her throat with no motion. Therefore we don't have to tell the bishop because it not a real blow job

Tina can I soak my wiener deep in your throat and we can call it the provo throat soak?

by Propem November 20, 2018

Provo Piledriver

Springing forth from any hiding place, naked and turgid, and suprising your spouse. The result is 22 seconds worth of sex and at least child number eight. Provo is known for large families.

Suzy, Ashley, Ron and Amanda were the results of the Provo Piledriver. The other six children were accidents.

by ECW May 3, 2008

Provolone

Italian Americans who act "overly-italian" with attitude and gold chains

Look at Tony with his gold chain acting like a provolone.

by rmtt July 2, 2014

Provosted

A derivation of the word "pwned" often used in it's place, perhaps not as intense of a ownage as being "pwned."

"Oohhh, provosted!"

Me: "Rib"
*Gets kneed in the crotch*
Kim: "Oohhh, provosted!"

by Olimar April 25, 2005