procrastabation

The art of not doing your paper and instead looking at pron on the internet and masterbating to it

procrastabation stopped me from doing my english paper

by Wcoop3 February 25, 2010

procrastamasturbator

Someone who puts off the act of masturbation until they are about to explode with sexual tension.

Dude that's your second rape charge this week. if you weren't such a procrastamasturbator you probably wouldn't have a problem controlling yourself.

by Franko Franks April 14, 2005

Sexy Potroast

A sexy momma that is a step above the average sex pot.

You think your girl is the bomb? Well check out my sexy potroast! Daaaaaaaang!

by pilliginb June 2, 2009

Procrastakeener

Pronunciation: \prə-ˈkras-tə-ˈkēn-er\
Function: Verb
Etymology: Lutzer
Date: 2010

-verb; an individual who embodies the dual function of being both a postponer, while simultaneously being marked with intellectual quickness and acuity.

Example 1:
Lutzer is a procrastakeener.

Example 2:
Lutzer: "I'm a procrastakeener".

by the dunner June 23, 2010

Procrastacoitus

Procrastacoitus
n. Latin. derived from procrastinus (for tomorrow) and coitus (to copulate) of modern Anglo-Australian roots

The act of procrastinating by engaging in sexual activity when one should be performing tasks of less enjoyment but greater importance.

Boy: I don't want to study anymore, its boring.
Girl: Me neither, wanna kill some time doing adult activities?

Boy: Hells yeah!
Girl: Come here tiger...

Next minute the two are engaged in procrastacoitus

by Studied-out June 18, 2013

Procrastamating

(Verb) The act of having sex instead of doing something more important.

"Is it really procrastamating if the alternative is studying for an anatomy test?"

"I don't feel like doing this paper. Babe, let's procrastamate."

by MarkFredo November 14, 2013

Procrastafarian

A person who insists they are going to get dreadlocks but then keeps putting it off

Person 1: Tarquin is mugging me right off. He's been banging on about getting dreads for at least 6 months but all he's done is stop washing his hair.
Person 2: He's the archetypal procrastafarian.
Person 1: Word.
Person 2: Righteous.

by pipparts April 13, 2014