Procrasturbating

It's when you're sitting down trying to write an essay, and while you're thinking of something to write you start masturbating.

I had a 1000-word essay due tomorrow so I started procrasturbating.

by Basscrack November 13, 2019

Procrastamating

(Verb) The act of having sex instead of doing something more important.

"Is it really procrastamating if the alternative is studying for an anatomy test?"

"I don't feel like doing this paper. Babe, let's procrastamate."

by MarkFredo November 14, 2013

Procrasterbating

Verb
The art of masterbating for excessive amounts of time without ejaculating.;
Edging for a ridiculous long time ;
Jacking off and delaying your climax to the point you lose the ability to;

The cause of "blue balls"

"I have been procrasterbating all day. Now I have blue balls and my nuts are full " fml

by Lauleneke Lukini Brown March 16, 2022

procrasterbating

Verb to 'procrasterbate'= To masterbate or 'have a wank' to pass the time when you are supposed to carry out another task.

"Hey Dom hows the job-hunting"
"haven't done any yet been procrasterbating over anything remotely sexual all day"

by Dom 'word smith' myers May 6, 2010

Procrasturbating

Procrastinating by masturbating

I forgot to do my book report because I was procrasturbating

by Sportsguy1991 June 2, 2013

Procrasturbating

The act of procrastinating/avoiding work by masturbating.

Erin: Where's mike?
Slizz:Oh ya know..
Phinney: He told me he was doing math homework, but hes probably still procrasturbating.

by double aaa April 23, 2011

procrasterbating

The art of putting off important or useless assignments so you can masturbate, so good luck and don't get caught kiddy's

My Mom walked in on me Procrasterbating last night and all she was "Jimmy at least finish your homework".

by Jacob F; November 7, 2007