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procrastinate

by LarstaiT November 7, 2003
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Here are some definitions on procrastination: 1)
10 things why I procrastinate: 1)
by P huNgy October 31, 2003
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procrastinarian

A person whose very way of life is defined by the high level at which he or she procrastinates. Procrastination becomes an accepted part of the person's life as if it were a religion.
John Smith was the ultimate procrastinator. He filed his tax return 6 months late, even though he was getting a very large return. He is a true procrastinarian.
by scotter May 19, 2007
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Procrasticourse

1. The act of having intercourse purely for avoiding anything else of value.

2. Delaying climax during intercourse.
1. Bob really had to the mow the lawn, rake the leaves, and clean the pool; instead, he called Shirley to procrasticourse.

2. Ahhh, ooohhhhh . . . no babe, hold it, procrasticourse!
by ciclista November 27, 2009
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procrastibooking

the act of putting of important issues, such as homework, by browsing facebook.
Mary: did you get that essay done?
Jesus: no, i spent all night procrastibooking.
by procrastibooker April 2, 2011
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Procrasticlean

When you use cleaning as a procrastination tool of choice.
Person 1: Hey man what are you doing?
Person 2: I'm cleaning.
Person 1: Don't you have a physics final tomorrow?
Person 2: Yeah. I don't want to study yet so I'm procrasticleaning.
by hippopophotos December 5, 2011
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procrastifornicate

V. The act of having sex to delay other necessary activities. i.e avoiding homework, studying
I didn't want to study for finals so me and my bitch procrastifornicated.
by DCheese January 15, 2014
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