Precipical

Something perfect, symmetrical, or amazing

That couple is so precipical for each other

by pincheBitch June 10, 2020

precycling

Using empty boxes, bags, bottles, etc. to fill with garbage before actually throwing them (and the garbage) away, rather than recycling them and waiting for them to be reincarnated as a box, bag, or bottle made from recycled goods.

Clerk: "Would you like a bag?"
Customer: "Yes please. I don't really need it to carry this stuff, but I'll be precycling it because my bathroom trash can is full and consequently needs a new liner."
Clerk: "How very clever of you. Is that really a word?"
Customer: "Urban Dictionary thinks so, so... yes."

by testicles...that is all October 10, 2009

precuntal vortex

The wonderfully heady "I think I'm in love" feeling experienced by the male when being seduced by a new female partner during which time the female cooks for him, does his laundry, and provides fellatio during sex, usually culminating in marriage and/or fatherhood, whereupon the true female erupts and the male finds he has been saddled with fatherhood and associated financial responsibility, long dry spells of no sex, and the rapid accumulation of enormous debt for which the female takes no responsibility (often resulting in, or generated by, separation or especially divorce).

As in: "Dude, look out! You're being sucked into the precuntal vortex!"

by BiggerD December 9, 2009

the precuts

A series of Hip Hop volumes by Romanian rapper Lecart.

The Precuts vol.4 has just been released.

by ChrisRock October 27, 2011

Cum preclude

Arresting ejaculation to avoid being caught masturbating. An unfortunate necessity for some learned in middle- or high-school often employed in adulthood (college). Aside from causing decreased self esteem this encourages untoward acts like masturbating under clothing or unzipping to masturbate potentially developing into marriage woes: erectile dysfunction or premature ejaculation.

Trying to enjoy free access to a paid HD porn site, one hand on the mouse and one hand slid under the waistband, despite the exasperating penis constraint by fabric. On the verge of coming he heard his mom approaching his room. Cum preclude! He avoided jizz soaking through his clothes to cowardly masturbate another time allowing immediate participation in family activities for which he was summoned. The horror of interruption is not always sufficient to prevent boxer wiggle later.

by Amollishment October 26, 2012

Precum

Precum is a warm fluid which is released from the tiny hole in the tip of a man's penis during sexual stimulation. It functions as a lubricant for the urethra.
Contrary to popular belief, it can indeed make someone pregnant even if just the tip near outside of vaginal entry!

It was our first night pantsless and I put my penis by her tight vaginal entrance for only several seconds. She later told me that my precum alone had made me a father!

by DoctorBoner March 23, 2020

Jaime Preciado

Jaime Preciado is Pierce The Veil's bassist. His first name is pronounced as either Hi-May or Hi-Me. Anyone who says it as 'Jayme' should be shot dead. As well as playing bass in Pierce The Veil, he produces songs, makes beats and sings on Mike Fuentes' side project, MikeyWhiskeyHands, and is known as the Architechhh. He fucking loves sheepcats in the rain. He is a fantastic person.

It's Jaime Preciado and knows people who know people.

by sheepcatbby September 5, 2012