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Prevenge

Like revenge, but without waiting for the act to occur.
Sure that Saddam Hussein would attack the USA, the acting president got prevenge by attacking first.
by Larry Montgomery February 2, 2004
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chain of prevents

A chain of events that prevents you from accomplishing anything important.
Billy: "Did you do the paper for history last night?"

Edwards: "Well, I started it but then Jimmy showed up with a twelve and showed me some videos online and... long story short, I didn't get it done because of the unexpected chain of prevents."
by Antrock February 25, 2010
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Customer Prevention Department

AKA Sales Prevention Department AKA Credit Department
Most Companies have a sales department and there goal is simple. Take a product or service and present it to someone in need of your product or service. What many people do not know is every sales department has a nemesis, the customer prevention Department or Credit Department. Whose goal is to come up with a hundred reasons why the company should not sell to a customer.
Hey joe, Heard about that big sale, should be no prob getting that new boat next month.
Yeah 20 hours of negoation and I had it locked, then the Customer prevention department came along and out the fucking window it went.
by deltax138 October 8, 2008
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Praveen

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by anonymous July 27, 2022
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prevert

Mispronunciation/mispelling of pervert. Used by a rather stupid soldier in Stanley Kubrick's film "Dr. Strangelove," and probably elsewhere.
He's into {insert distasteful hobby}!? What a prevert!!
by WombatAscension June 13, 2004
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To let one rip
First coined on the hit show:south park
ex:

Man:Dude that was sick it smells like eggs...
Dude:Hey man just preventing spontaneous human combustion here...
by Fucktarded Scarecrow August 1, 2009
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preversary

the prequel to the anniversary. If someone is getting married a year from today, today would be the preversary. Another excuse for a woman to get upset when her man forgets their preversary.
Girlfriend: Happy Preversary Baby!
Boyfriend: What's a preversary?
Girlfriend: Next year on this day we'll be (getting engaged, married)
Boyfriend: Uhhh ok
by thatg1rl December 2, 2009
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