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poopmaster

mike dropped a poopmaster on his mom
by dan October 12, 2003
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pitmaster butthole

When you spend a hot day in front of a grill, cooking food for friends, family or a large social gathering, and end up with a top tier case of smoked swamp ass
“I spent all day in front of this damn grill, cooking for my family reunion, and now I have a serious case of pitmaster butthole
by Dirty litter box October 23, 2017
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poopmaster69

An epic username for every pro Fortnite player.
Also means the act of poop in a man's butthole and asking him to poop into your mouth, so you'd be eating your own poop.
"Dude, I'm so mad that Poopmaster69 killed me!"
"Bro, some homeless guy asked to do the Poopmaster69 with me."
by Poopoopoopoopoopoopoopoop69420 September 21, 2021
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postmature erockulation

n. the production of lame music by older people, often B-list movie stars, who are boring us while they "live the dream".
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Dude! I hear your father started a Tim Robbins cover band. I didn't know he suffered from postmature erockulation.
by Public_ice September 15, 2011
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posthaste

Despite low lighting and doey-eyed (sic) coruscation dampened by same, the bright spirit that clamors through with a swiftness known only to spawning salmon on a path of destiny known only from inspiration, one making their way to the fur coat locations of a much talked about button only moments after sharing pleasantries of deeply fostered expectations, tempered by mutual self-doubt.

In other, "Where's Shorty?" and "May I?'. Life can wait.
The seemingly fleeting period of time between meeting for the first time and some genital awareness that follows a very, very quick unzip and mutual consent and insertion between loving meat lips that could only be described as posthaste..
by Charlie Currie, wordsmith November 5, 2019
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postmate

NOT to lend any object to someone, not just food. Not sure who would make up something like that. No one uses it like that.
Guys, Knee just tried to make up a fake definition of 'postmate' on Urban Dictionary. That's not cool.
by bustedgroudon July 28, 2019
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Pokemaster

Breanne is the most famous pokemaster in the entire world. :)
by Breanne Rose March 18, 2009
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