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Partoned

After the Country and Western singer Dolly Parton, who famously said "It costs a lot of money to look this cheap", when asked about her appearance. Therefore something which has been Partoned has had a lot of money spent on it and the end result looks rubbish. Particularly house/interior renovations, but also applicable in other contexts.
That house has been Partoned out of all recognition.

That's one Partoned car, mate.

His girlfriend? Looks like she's been Partoned.
by Ytuoms June 30, 2018
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Parton

To publicly embarrass yourself on social media
Oh no, you’ve had a Parton there.
by Randy2412 April 29, 2019
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67 Protons

Basically, a girl wth 67 protons is a Ho. It can be used in discreet ways.

This refers to the 67th element on the Periodic Table of the Elements (holmium) which has the short form of Ho.
Person1: Hey look at Carley over there.
Person2: Now there's a girl with 67 protons.
Carly: Hey you guys. What are you talking about?
Person1: Chemistry
by $e9a November 16, 2009
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Poron

Poron stands for a poor moron, if someone uses this against you, you will have no control over the argument, technically you lost since you absolutely got ROASTED.
Elaman is a poron
by ElamansDadLOVER March 16, 2022
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postonme

a weak-assed knock-off of the fantastic wall here at urban dictionary.
is postonme still around?why?
by da trick biatch May 4, 2006
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dolly parton

A blonde, busty country music singer, songwriter and all-around American institution whose gargantuan bra size is surpassed only by her astounding musical talent. Has won a gazillion or so Grammys and has sold nearly as many records.
Hey, that's Dolly Parton singin' on the "Hee-Haw"
by MRT2 October 7, 2006
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Portnoy

noun
1. paper

adjective

2. paperlike

In the battle of Wall Street vs. Main Street, Barstool CEO Dave Portnoy followed the /r/wallstreetbets hype and purchased shares of GME, AMC, NOK, and NAKD. After announcing that he sold all of his meme stocks for a loss on February 2nd, 2021, he was given the nickname Dave "Paper Hands" Portnoy. This was due to his change in stance on the matter; a few days prior, Portnoy had proclaimed he would hold these stonks despite the losses.
Rock, Portnoy, Scissors for it?

Bro, don't be a Portnoy. Hodl the line.

One dip, everybody knows Portnoy bails.
by DiamondHandedGorilla February 24, 2021
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