Definitions by DiamondHandedGorilla
Portnoy
noun
1. paper
adjective
2. paperlike
In the battle of Wall Street vs. Main Street, Barstool CEO Dave Portnoy followed the /r/wallstreetbets hype and purchased shares of GME, AMC, NOK, and NAKD. After announcing that he sold all of his meme stocks for a loss on February 2nd, 2021, he was given the nickname Dave "Paper Hands" Portnoy. This was due to his change in stance on the matter; a few days prior, Portnoy had proclaimed he would hold these stonks despite the losses.
1. paper
adjective
2. paperlike
In the battle of Wall Street vs. Main Street, Barstool CEO Dave Portnoy followed the /r/wallstreetbets hype and purchased shares of GME, AMC, NOK, and NAKD. After announcing that he sold all of his meme stocks for a loss on February 2nd, 2021, he was given the nickname Dave "Paper Hands" Portnoy. This was due to his change in stance on the matter; a few days prior, Portnoy had proclaimed he would hold these stonks despite the losses.
Rock, Portnoy, Scissors for it?
Bro, don't be a Portnoy. Hodl the line.
One dip, everybody knows Portnoy bails.
Bro, don't be a Portnoy. Hodl the line.
One dip, everybody knows Portnoy bails.
Portnoy by DiamondHandedGorilla February 24, 2021