Perturbate

To unwanted contact near a general genital area. Annoyingly rubbing or touching the leg close to the groin; or the shoulders and/or stomach near the breasts.

Girl one: Did you see Jim at the party last night? He was all over Cathy!

Girl two: Yeah, and he kept trying to perturbate her; you could tell she didn't like it.

by Wolfwitz February 11, 2010

poosterbaterprocrastinator

similar to Poopsterprocrasturbation but sounds better. means to poop and wank simultaneously when you have to do something more impotent to do

hi sol im a poosterbaterprocrastinator and proud

by moppalady February 1, 2014

Proterbater

Someone who is to pro at masterbating

Guy: Dude, He is such a proterbater
Guy #2: Yeah, He has been proterbating since he was 13!

by xXxSwager420xXx January 2, 2015

Pooperbate

When a light skin boy " Sammy Knepp " goes to the bathroom take a shit and masturebates at the same time.

Ex: a guy named Sammy knep was pooperbating in a friends house and they opened the door and saw him they where terrified that they were going to get pooperbated on

by Didn't wnjsjxnsjsj April 6, 2017

posteurbater

One who repeatedly replies to their questions/comments on an online forum.

I don't know why he ever asks a question anyway, he's such a posteurbater no one else has a chance to answer!

by Trashbags McGee October 10, 2017

Pasturbate

Verb: When a navy recruit/officer really horny while flying a helicopter, crash-lands in Vietnam, gets intoxicated on alcohol, masturbates, and passes out in a Taco Bell restroom.

I crash landed in Vietnam and proceeded to pasturbate.

by Ben’s alt persona’s GF December 12, 2023

Pooperbate

Masturbating while defecating while you insert your finger into your anus.

Poopjacking with a flare

I caught jack pooperbating in the office restroom earlier. He had shit all over his fingers

Pooperbate

Poop jacking

by Hammond the frothy February 26, 2025