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Pooned

Getting beaten at something very badly
I got pooned by him in that race
by Bonez666 October 19, 2008
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being owned by a noob
"AW DUDE THAT KID JUST POONED U"
"he was using a noob combo"
by i make words September 3, 2007
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Spoon Pooned

When 2 girls preferably one short brunette jew and one average sized blonde vegetarian shout 'SPOON' , tackle a vitim from both in front and behind in the vertical spooning position- i.e. snugalling into them with crotch forced forward.

If victim tackled is unaware of being targeted for spooning, then they have been spoon pooned.
Licia: Spoon!!!

points in direction of tramp in ally way outside lazer quazer

Verity: I'd tap that!

Both girls dive and spoon the man, one from in front and one from behind!

Both: You've been spoon pooned!!
by Verysha and Licerity February 17, 2008
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Poonited States of America

What it feels like to have a corrupt congress and Trump as president when you have a functional heart and spine.
It’s a weird time for patriotism in the Poonited States of America.
by HumaneAnimal November 9, 2017
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Poofted

(v.) past tense. Some that has vanish or gone missing quickly. Often used when someone is taken by a ghost into the time-space-plane or when someone ducks into a side door without personal knowledge of them doing so.
"It poofted". (When "poofted" is said, one should use hand motions that bring the first together and then seperate and fan out when they collide)
by perigirin July 21, 2008
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Pooned

An evolution of powned or pwned (1) (which in turn derives from owned). It also has connotations of poon as in poon tang (3) to mean pussy, famously used in South Park. Pooned (4) Also has connotations of harpooned and is pronounced the same way.

Also used in to mean to nail something (get it right) or someone (get laid)
(1) "You got powned/pwned"
(2) "You got owned"
(3) "I'm gonna get me some God damn poon tang"
(4) "Oooh you got pooned"
(5) "You see that whale over there with harpoon scars? That's right... last night.... she got POONED!"
by Jowy the phleghmbot October 26, 2009
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pooted

you may have seen this on a cartoon network commercial, its a term used to describe a fart that is loud and obnoxious, like the sound that the character is making on the commercial
Guy1: hey guess what?

Guy2: what now?!?

Guy1: I pooted....
by DMJeff24 December 10, 2006
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