The olympics of pooping competitions. Games include: seeing who can poo the most times in one day, seeing who can poo the most by mass in one day and seeing who can clog the toilet the most times in one day. The poolympics typically contain 2-4 male 'athletes'.
Duder 1: "You ready for some poolympics dude?"
Duer 2: "Yea, what you wanna do? How about seeing who can clog the shitter the most today?"
Duder 1: "Sounds good to me! I downed 4 burritos last night, just in case you wanted to play."
Duer 2: "Yea, what you wanna do? How about seeing who can clog the shitter the most today?"
Duder 1: "Sounds good to me! I downed 4 burritos last night, just in case you wanted to play."
by westfalia December 29, 2009
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The practice of designing an artificial anus out of a toilet paper roll, a condom and a tube of Jiffy Lube, then using it for sexual satisfaction while being strangled by a dehydrated homo on a public transpo bus.
Also a term used to describe an individual who routinely uses rubber dongs to pleasure themselves in public places like universities, ambulances and night clubs.
Also a term used to describe an individual who routinely uses rubber dongs to pleasure themselves in public places like universities, ambulances and night clubs.
The blond doorman was totally poolering himself under his sweater-vest while we were waiting in line!!
by 331113 March 3, 2011
Get the Pooler mug.1) Verb. to sit on the toilet because you just might have to take a dump. " 2) Verb. To go off into deep thought after the actual purpose of the bathroom visit is complete.
"I was waiting for the wife to get dressed for the movie, so I had 20 minutes to sit and pootemplate."
"My dang legs fell asleep again because I was pootemplating for what had to be 30 minutes!"
"My dang legs fell asleep again because I was pootemplating for what had to be 30 minutes!"
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2. A self-centered hoe
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