poobes

Hair on/around your anus

Sometimes when you wipe your ass too hard you pull out some poobes.

by Cam April 4, 2005

pokies

Slang term used in Australia to refer to gambling slot machines.

Pokies can be found in many hotels and pubs in Australia.

by Wapt August 28, 2009

poopies

a nice looking turd

by sashafan July 10, 2003

poofest

an unfortunate event, occurance, person or situation

Person A: I failed my engineering analysis exam
Person B: Same here...this is a poofest!

by Bunny Headface August 13, 2012

Pokies

When nipples get hard from going into a cold place

Every time I go into a 7-Eleven, it gives me Pokies.

by ChicksickofZoomLife April 13, 2021

shy pokies

Shy pokies refers to inverted nipples.

Clarissa didn't wear a bra today and everyone saw that she had shy pokies.

by Cranberry Bob November 30, 2019

Poofessor

A teacher and researcher at a post-secondary educational institution who has the requisite academic degrees, believes in his or her own intelligence, but is actually full of crap.

By using discipline specific jargon delivered only through long lectures from the same notes year after year, Dr. Logorrhea was displaying all the classic qualities of a poofessor.

by Lumpen Professoriate February 21, 2011