pootwat

a cooler way of saying asshole. It works better to describe an asshole with heavy penile traffic.

... frankie's vadge was too loose so I put it in the pootwat!

by the jewelhammer December 6, 2006

Poofaced

When you get absolutely pissed up and can't see what your doing, as if someone has put shit in ur eyes.

''Yo homey how was the party last night?''
''Can't remember mann got absolutely poofaced!''
''Sick''

by Mikee dizzle May 11, 2007

pootwa

vagina, pussy, good looking woman, woman who is dtf

Hey did you see Beyonce last night? She's a fine lookin piece of pootwa!

by snodrodicus April 25, 2011

Poofaucet

It is when you have uncontrollable diarrhea and the faucet is turned on full blast of excrement.

After drinking all night I had a case of the poofaucet in the morning.

by Sp1971sp July 21, 2014

poofball

Slang term for American football, due to its excessive use of padding and helmets, unseen in other codes of the game.

What's with the special teams and stop-start gameplay in poofball?

by John Popodoulana April 20, 2008

PooWad

PooWad:Noun: A large steaming pile of compressed faeces. Often found in homeless people's pants after taking a bus ride. Conspicous by its bad odour and bulge in the back of the pants. People suffering a poowad often seem blissfully unaware of its existance.

Poowad: Adjective: A person who is very annoying, like a fowl stench.

Usage example:

Adjective: I met this poowad called Roofus in Brisabane.
Noun: I believe sir has a poowad in his pants

by Corky McRoofus March 19, 2008

Poofaloof

A sweet, kind-hearted, caring, compassionate, empathetic, intelligent, hard-working, beautiful, talented, courageous, independent, respectable, responsible, whimsical, charming, funny, cute, and social messiah of a girlfriend <3 :-)

Poofaloof is amazing and I love her.

by Foobadooz December 18, 2014