pontoon

expensive floating boxes for losers

damn, that sucker over der looks a pontoon

by B00merang August 24, 2023

pontoon

An expletive which can replace harsher curse words but is intended to have a greater impact.

oh PONTOON!

by yur.mom April 07, 2020

musty pontoon

When your underpants are moist and smell like the morning on a lake when the pontoon boat is covered in mist.

I’m so horny. Total musty pontoon down there.

by I J Margulieth August 21, 2021

douche pontoon

A person achieves this maximum level after evolving from the form douche canoe. Only the douchiest of douche canoes can obtain this legendary final form. Proceed with caution, because standing close to them for long periods of time is more legal than bathing in nuclear waste.

Ohhh my god! Tabitha has evolved into the final form of a douche pontoon! Run for your life!!

by PaulieD13 May 09, 2017

Pontoon Boat

A boat that old people usually drive.

I just saw a Pontoon Boat! I bet that an old person is driving it!

by Fatass jameraniack July 25, 2022

Pontooning

The act of motorboating a flat-chested woman with C-cup or smaller breasts.

I went to motorboat that bae but turned out she was wearing a padded bra, so when I got down in there, it was more like pontooning.

by cheergirl420 April 01, 2022

Pontooning

When you motor-boat someones butt instead of their boobs.

Whadda ya say we finish this drinks and I go pontoon you for a while?
I am really looking forward to pontooning you after this steak dinner.

by candyflipjesus May 22, 2021