Similar to Motor Boating, but accomplished by placing your face in the other persons' ass cheeks instead of their breasts.
My mouth tastes like shit today because I was up all night pontoon boating this girl I met at Starbucks.
by Goofytits May 10, 2015
Get the Pontoon Boatingmug. The state of complete and utter confusion, so audacious and bombastic that it is simply its own state of being entirely; the ship of sense has sailed, so-to-speak.
"He just handed me a duffel bag of cash and fled the state, I was completely pontooned"
"John, you gotta get over her bro, she got you pontooned for weeks"
"John, you gotta get over her bro, she got you pontooned for weeks"
by ts-pmo February 19, 2024
Get the pontoonedmug. A pontoon donga is any house built on swamp or flood plains with a waffle slab consisting of lightweight polystyrene pods (waffle pods) in a grid pattern on the ground before being framed in rebar and covered in concrete. These foundations are often poorly laid and will crack during or shortly after settlement.
Those imports studying a Diploma of Uber bought that pontoon donga right before the rains hit. I hope they got insurance, as it's starting to crack right up the middle.
by Taktische Kartoffel September 4, 2025
Get the Pontoon Dongamug. The act of combining 2 penile shafts together perpendicular bound by rubber bands resulting in the look of a pontoon boat
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Sometimes you work night shift and get bored and just feel the urge to do some pontooning with your best bud
by Ling&Bones June 14, 2024
Get the Pontooningmug. by Teratogen June 28, 2011
Get the magnificent pontoons of lovemug. by B00merang August 23, 2023
Get the pontoonmug.