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pokey shloops

High grade skunk weed. The more crystals the pokier the shloops.
Shit, this pokey shloops is strong, my eyes are bleeding.
by 'rynside July 26, 2008
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Poncey

The way in which a 'ponce' may act. The actions of a pompous tosser who thinks their value is higher than it is actually worth. The actions of one who thinks they are either overly stylish, cool or smart etc, when usually their IQ is akin to a fruit and they seem like a stunt double for one of the 'idiots' on the programme 'Nathan Barley'. Usually anyone with half a brain tends to laugh at these types, but unfortunately for society, this type of action is actually accepted amongst the 'Celeb' and 'Music' industry with open arms and is also worshipped. Oh well.
Fucken' 'ell, I'm sick of that David Beckham and his poncey ways and his girly clothes.
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Pokeytron

A word used by a Youtuber called @brewstewfilms, specifically his father. It is also used by idiots that cannot pronounce Pokemon or Pokeyman.
What the fuck is it called?! Pokeytron?!
by George Hiffy October 28, 2023
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pokeyman

Used by crazy people who can't pronounce "Pokemon".
POKEYMAN?! POKEYMAN?! With the pokey and the man and the thing with the guy that comes out and has a face and he HAGGKLAGEHNONA HAHAHAHAHAH.
by YesIAmAnIdiot July 2, 2006
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pokey the penguin

1 : Pokey the Penguin lives with his family in the arctic circle!!! Say hello to Pokey!!!!!

2 : Pokey the Penguin is an educational children's cartoon! Pokey and his pals have fun and learning about the hazards of the arctic circle!
Pokey the Penguin lives at aich tee tee pee co lin slash slash yellow five dot com slash pokey slash.
by Emme December 22, 2003
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Pokey

a place of incarceration - where you go to get poked
He finally got scared straight when he was sent to the pokey
by AnalAl December 16, 2016
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pokey bum wank

To furiously prod ones self in the anus with one finger whilst masturbationg visciously at the same time
Son, why does your duvet smell of poo and sex wee? have you been having one of your pokey bum wanks again?
by Dave September 16, 2003
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