pwning noobs

The act of totally and utterly defeating new players in a game, usually a video-game. To beat a new player so badly that that person no longer wants to participate in playing that particular game, for fear of being pwned again.

"I was totally pwning noobs last night online on Call of Duty 4"

by Patrick Robichaud June 17, 2008

Good Porning

(n.) when a man wakes up and notices their morning glory and immediately turns on his computer to find some pornography to get rid of it.

(v.) less commonly used, the verb is to act out the definition of the noun

"Hey man, did you sleep well?"
"Not really, but i woke up well ;)"
"What do you mean?"
"I had quite a good porning"
"AW DUDE! IN MY BED!?!?! WITH ME IN IT!?!?!"

by Kerblasser April 12, 2010

Poring

A cute, pink blob-like monster in the MMORPG, Ragnarok Online. This is the weakest monster in the game, many players are fond of it because it is what most have leveled up on as a novice. Porings are also looters, meaning they swallow up any items they may find on the ground, and then drop them again once they are killed. Porings can also be kept as pets, and use their looting skill to pick up items for you.

There are also many stronger variations on the Poring, such as Poporing, Marin, and Drops, and the minibosses Angeling and Deviling. All of these can be found in Poring Heaven, two maps south and one map east of Prontera.

"Hey, that priest is mobbing Porings again? Lmao."

by Barako May 26, 2006

Ponting

Pointing, the act of sustained bouncing of the heel by continued straining and relaxation of the Achelous tendon.

As he sits there ponting at his options, he started to develop a cramp.

by ExtendedDictionaryMan September 10, 2018

mind-poking

The act of playing with another persons mind, this usually also includes an aspect of testing the subject's reactions.

"Jill asked me to drink her blood on halloween!"
"Don't worry, she was just mind-poking you!"

by Chrome November 17, 2012

Pooington

To excrete fecal matter in a posh house or bungalow

What what mother, im just off for a Pooington

by Sadsack May 23, 2006

Poking Smot

What "smoking pot" sounds like after 6 bowls

"What are ya'll doing?"
"well, we WERE poking smot"

by Sara March 27, 2003