Waluigi Pinball

Not only the best track in mario kart history, it is also themed after our lord and savior Waluigiiiiii

Person 1: Waluigi Pinball is bad
Person 2: No
Person 1: Yes, Wario stadium is way better.
Person 2: "Proceeds to slap Person 1."

by alayayeet December 31, 2020

pinballing

The act of a girl "bouncing" from one guy to another, then to another, and another, and back again to any guy previously encountered, in an erratic and unpredictable matter similar to that of a pinball bouncing off objects and scoring points with each bounce in a pinball machine, and with the purpose of finding a guy to "hook up with" at the end of the night. Each encounter is relatively short-lived and involves flirting, dancing, making out, drinking, etc.

The ability to pinball increases in very crowded bars or clubs wherein the ratio of guys to girls is extremely high. Often, the destination for a night of pinballing is pre-selected by a girl and her girl friend(s) based on previous success at that destination. The act is usually accompanied by a feeling of giddiness due to the plethora of options, the thrill of the unknown outcome and the night's combined adventures. The act is also often induced by the consumption of excessive quantities of alcohol.

The club was packed with hotties, and my girl friend and I were pinballing all night long.

by bittersweetie May 3, 2011

pinball rape

The act of bouncing around a dance floor at high speeds, grinding with any and all bodies with which one comes in contact, regardless of gender or consent.

I was just standing here coramulating with Martha when all of a sudden some guy is rubbing his pelvis all over my leg. And then, just as quickly, he's gone, and I'm just a victim of another pinball rape in the animal breeding ground.

by Wowbagger October 6, 2007

pocket pinball

masturbating through your pockets, usually when someone is bored, or there is a sexy lady sitting across from you at a business meeting.

Employee: it seems like the new guy always keeps his hands in his pockets. What's up with that?

Boss: He has a habit of playing pocket pinball

by FerrariDude December 19, 2010

Pinball Wizard

A person who goes out partying and hits on people successfully. However, they quickly move on to someone else despite having success with the initial person. Therefore mimicking a pinball, bouncing from person to person. Furthermore, this person is not highly regarded because in the process of bouncing they mess up everyone else's game.

"dude, just pick one chick and stick to her. Your bouncing around like a pinball wizard".

by Gipsanders and vogel June 18, 2011

Pinball Wizard

A depraved sex act involving two individuals, for the sake of explanation we'll say a man and a woman, performing anal sex. The man begins to slowly withdraw from the woman's anus and then quickly rams his member back inside, this is followed by swift and aggressive punches to the woman's sides. The entire affair mimics the act of playing pinball.

Sorry bro, I totally just topped your high score in pinball wizard, last night with your mom. 25 times leaves a couple bruises.

by B-town Silver Baller February 22, 2010

Pinball flipper

The act of giving a light tap a man's balls during sexual intercourse. Also known as a "Kansas City Locomotive".

Ben "Hey there baby. While you're riding me cowgirl style, how's about reaching down & giving me the ol' Pinball flipper?"

Stacy "Sure thing. And if you treat me right, I might even hook you up with a blumpy later".

by Biff J Kowalski May 23, 2010