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Pianist Spine

When you play the piano for so long that when you get up to move around your spine cracks in various places.
"Ugh, after that performance my back so cramped up!"

"Lol you got pianist spine. Youre gonna be crackin for days."
by greatestperson_itw August 7, 2012
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Penistocracy

Noun combining the root word and noun "penis" with the and combining noun form "-cracy," a suffix which menas "form of government, social or political class, and theory of social organization."

Penistocracy Definitions:

1 : government by the biggest dick or by a group of small, but nevertheless dickish dicks; also, government by the biggest pricks or assholes

2 a : a government in which power is vested (see 2vest 1a) in a minority consisting of those who are the most dickish

2 b : a state with such a government

3 : a governing body or upper class usually made up of a hereditary nobility a member of a penistocracy

4 : a class or group of people believed to be superior (as in rank, wealth, or intellect) an intellectual penistocracy
The Orokin penistocracy was overthrown by the Tenno and the Lotus.
by Rhekemi June 15, 2018
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a person who keeps track of all the dicks they have sucked by heart
Bro you're such a penistagger.
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a person who assumes one's penis size
"Wow, you assumed my penis is big. That's penist"
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pianist

(noun) a person who plays the piano; a person who has survived years of torment with little or no resistance because the will to fight back has been beaten out of them by years of brain-washing
No, you can't stop taking piano lessons! Because I said so, and one day you'll be a great pianist and thank me. Now go practice! You'd best have that piece memorized before you get off that bench!
by mcbane April 30, 2007
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Penistalsis

The motion of a penis across great distance by the staggered contraction of muscles along its length
Help , I'm being chased by a penis!
How is it moving?
Penistalsis!
by farticorn September 18, 2014
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Penisternal

A penis which is inverted internally into the body rather than external.
Don Harvey's got a hard on and now he's got pimples on his ass from his penisternal.
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