Android phones

Android phones are a knockoff shitty brand that are so cheap, that they are basically used as toilet paper for the homeless.

Example of it used every day:
Person 1: Bro do you got an android?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: Lol u a virgin my g??
Person 2: And I play fortnite too

Android phones are 🗑🗑🗑

by Fortnite is for losers February 1, 2021

I got 2 phones

When a woman hates on men for stupid reasons, you say this to tell her she is a bitch. This is often seen in TikTok which when a woman makes a video about hating men, it is cut off by an edit of dragon ball z with the song "I got 2 phones" by i forgor

"I hate when men..." I GOT 2 PHONES

by ro blocks September 8, 2023

nokia phones

Nokia Phones are literally indestructible, i used a hammer, a drill, a fucking blade saw, but it didn't work.

JImmy's has 3985 nokia phones, non are indestructible.

by Darnville February 4, 2021

I got 2 phones

The phrase “I got 2 phones” originated from a song called ‘2 phones’, released by popular musical artist and celebrity Kevin Gates in 2015. Many phrases and songs by Kevin Gates have been trending as jokes or as joke response to videos on tiktok. The large majority of videos being responded to with ‘2 Phones’ are videos making jokes about men or containing misandristic material. (Although they are not limited to these types of videos and in some instances are used in inappropriate situations by incels.)

Person in video: I hate when men-
Response video: I got 2 phones one for the plug and one for the load
Or
Person in video: I hate the 2 phones thing-
Response video: I am in possession of dual mobile devices..etc.

by Dlrtk September 2, 2023

i got 2 phones

some random dumbass says something so stupid and dumb that someone else has to cut it out and put the song "i got 2 phones" by Kevin Gates and put random drip images.

Person 1: "men are not cool and they are-"
Cool Guy: "I GOT 2 PHONES ONE FOR THE PLUG AND ONE FOR THE LOAD"

by termlol September 2, 2023

I got 2 phones

2 phones is a meme originating from Kevin gates song "2 phones". The trend usually involves someone on tiktok stitching (replying) a video of someone who says something stupid online (misandrists, sexists, people having stupid takes, etc.) And having a fictional character from a cartoon, anime, video game, or TV show wearing supreme and Gucci. Usually people on tiktok (usually floptok) hate the phrase and make videos crying about it, over exaggerating, and coping. They usually call it homophobic, misogynistic, or transphobic as a way to cope their dumbass takes being clowned on. Which results in them being ratio'd in the comment section.

Person says something dumb

I got 2 phones 🗣

by Growndarkevilpack September 2, 2023

Cheerleader Phones

Phones which have a key pad specifically used for texting.

Cheerleader Phones are Blackberries and anything that flips open

by Generalhaha October 17, 2009