petrofile

A person who uses their car as a means of pedoing up little girls

a guy of the age of 18 takes little girls in his car, hence the term "petro" for petrol and the "file" for pedofile

now go out and abuse all those petrofiles

by Chief Rever March 25, 2010

petroleum jelly

The act of feeling envious towards another region's gasoline/petrol prices.

New Yorker: "Gas over here is down to $3.29 per gallon. I just filled up today."

Californian: "It's $4.57 over here. You have no idea how petroleum jelly I am of you right now."

by MiniPizzaHitman October 18, 2012

petofile

A Senior who wears glasses on the top of his head during school and loves freshmen.

Austin Snow

by andyfellovernet October 28, 2003

British Petroleum

The world's largest manufacturer of the lubricant petroleum jelly.

British Petroleum gave everyone the shaft.

by billthecat June 23, 2010

petrolero

derogatory term aimed at hispanics. Translates to "Oil Driller". Often used as an insult towards hispanics who are attracted to black people.

im sick of these fucking petroleros muddying up the gene pool.

by shponglehead March 15, 2010

Petofile

Alternate name for the Peticure - an electric, rotating file for your animal's nails. petophile animal lover

He will never live down calling the Peticure the petofile. We'll make sure of it.

by Ksuz October 31, 2009

Le Petrole Nationale Francais

The second novel in a trilogy written by Robert and Micah after "Cheeze" and before "TEA". Involving numerous characters based on people from their lives, it's an exciting world that's only half finished and full of action and deep plot twists. The novel is also partially based on TV shows, video games and books that the two authors have read. The book will be published after tons of editing and released after Cheeze has established a name for itself.

"Did you read Le Petrole Nationale Francais? It's a great book!"

by Robert, Archduke of France January 1, 2009