Porcelain Percussion is the bass sound heard outside a bathroom when the occupant is involved in a rear-end explosion. This event usually results in having to clean the bowl before exiting the facilities.
Cathy: Damn Bob, that was some serious Porcelain Percussion!! It almost smells as bad as my fold jam.
Bob: Thanks...if you would have done that, your toilet muffin would have slapped you in the head.
Bob: Thanks...if you would have done that, your toilet muffin would have slapped you in the head.
by Nate and Mike February 19, 2007
Get the porcelain percussion mug.Impact Percussion is an independent winter percussion group based out of Sanford High School in Sanford Maine.
Mission Statement: Impact Percussion seeks to combine traditional marching percussion techniques, with orchestral concepts of musicianship to create an original, inspiring, and educational environment for developing percussionists.
Staff Includes:
Joshua Champagne- Director
Craig Scott- Visual Designer
Andrew Carpenter- Program Consultant
Scott Eugley- Program Coordinator/Battery Arranger
Shawn McKeown- Front Ensemble Instructor/Arranger
Travis Corcoran- Front Ensemble Instructor
Matthew Prive- Front Ensemble Instructor
Zero Tolerance Policies
-The use of illegal or underage substances is prohibited.
-No form of bullying will be allowed. We want to create a welcoming and learning environment for all members!
Mission Statement: Impact Percussion seeks to combine traditional marching percussion techniques, with orchestral concepts of musicianship to create an original, inspiring, and educational environment for developing percussionists.
Staff Includes:
Joshua Champagne- Director
Craig Scott- Visual Designer
Andrew Carpenter- Program Consultant
Scott Eugley- Program Coordinator/Battery Arranger
Shawn McKeown- Front Ensemble Instructor/Arranger
Travis Corcoran- Front Ensemble Instructor
Matthew Prive- Front Ensemble Instructor
Zero Tolerance Policies
-The use of illegal or underage substances is prohibited.
-No form of bullying will be allowed. We want to create a welcoming and learning environment for all members!
Audience member 1 "Did you see Impact Percussion?"
Audience member 2 "yeah they were so good I was throwing babies!"
Audience member 2 "yeah they were so good I was throwing babies!"
by Scott Eugley May 20, 2014
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Get the ass percussion mug.a group of people (usually around 15 to 30) that perform 5-10 minutes of music indoors after marching season has ended. ages of people involved depend on the category (scholastic-highschoolers, independant-any age up to age limit, open-mostly college aged up to age limit, world-mostly college aged up to age limit).
ensembles usually are split into front ensemble (marimba, xylophone, vibraphone, synth, toys) and battery (snare, tenor, bass drums, cymbals) or in the case of concert ensembles, that have just front ensemble with no marching. the music difficulty depends on the categories (or a mixture: i.e. independant open, scholastic A) and usually follows a theme or idea shown through the music.
ensembles usually are split into front ensemble (marimba, xylophone, vibraphone, synth, toys) and battery (snare, tenor, bass drums, cymbals) or in the case of concert ensembles, that have just front ensemble with no marching. the music difficulty depends on the categories (or a mixture: i.e. independant open, scholastic A) and usually follows a theme or idea shown through the music.
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MONDAY
HERE WE GO
LETS START EASY
LETS START SLOW
MONDAY
HERE WE GO
LETS START EASY
LETS START SLOW
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