Penisil

A topical lubricating cream that when applied liberally and rubbed vigourously over a man's penis will provide short term relief of the reoccurring itch to masturbate.

Man, "Doc you gotta help me, I have this itch all the time"

Doc, "Where does it prickle son"

Man. "Its my dick, it's yearning"

Doc. "Rx for Penisil, apply when required but no more than 5 times a day"

Man, "For how long?"

Doc, "FOREVER, there is no cure!"

Later that day....

AHHH, that's better. With that out of the way I am a fun guy again.

by whatstheword October 3, 2012

Penisalicious

When the dick is just too, too much.

Hey, did you see Jerry last night?
I did, his dick was penisalicious.

by NebuTekk January 11, 2016

penisally

when you are penisally inactive it means you dont have a big penis, joking that it is so small its not there. somewhat like sexually inactive

hey, im so penisally inactive, its like it checks out until i have a boner, even then its on its night shift, meaning its tired af.

by noushut February 25, 2018

Peniskilt

A kilt for your penis Invented by Noah Teed from Memphis TN. Originated in his shower in Barlett Tennessee. Usually in a light green.

Noah Teed allows people to pay him to look at him in the shower. He usually uses a peniskilt for a extra arrousment.

by Noahteed is crazy February 16, 2019

Penisia

Phenomenon where a woman forgets all the other penises she has encountered prior to her current partner.

Cindy completely forgot what Jim’s dick looks like after meeting Jeff. That’s some bad penisia.

by JulieJules February 4, 2020

Penistalsis

The motion of a penis across great distance by the staggered contraction of muscles along its length

Help , I'm being chased by a penis!
How is it moving?
Penistalsis!

by farticorn September 18, 2014

peniscalada

a drink favored by old men.

Females and small children

Warning may contain NUTS

That old bastard wants a peniscalada

A drink that is made in a man's pants. for women or oldmen .Those sick bastrads.

by Nickyvandal July 4, 2008