Penisretard

The meanest insult of all time

Grant stop trying to wrestle me im in the shower, you are being a total penisretard

by CrazyCowfammom April 22, 2021

Penistika

A swastika made out of eight erect penises. It is a sign of an alpha male.

Person 1: Me and my friends made a penistika last night.
Person 2: Bro why didn't invite me.
Person 1: It was your wifes funeral.

by YuRiTaRdEd! September 18, 2021

Penisitis

Penisitis is a disease that kids can be born with. It is a disease that causes people to say penis or else they will get very sick and die. The most famous stripper in Africa (Haily Pourneya) was born with this life threatening and heart breaking disease.

Ex. "Did you hear about the new disease, penisitis??"

by Haily pourneya February 7, 2022

PenisRotation

Dont rotate your penis in a 360 in hurts..

there is a lot of PenisRotation in amongus

by JackLikesMen69 April 6, 2022

penisetamol

A combination of the words "penis" and "paracetamol".

Refers to the medicinal use of a penis to relieve low mood.

"I'm feeling so crappy, I need some penisetamol."

by drlexus November 22, 2022

Penisteal

Metal type composite made from foreskin.

Bro, I don’t like James car it’s made from penisteal

by Hornet-Taker December 7, 2022

Penistits

Someone who is so beyond useless its almost as if they have penises for tits!

Remove outer layer of clothing and any remaining undergarments only to reveal a set of male genitalia where normal humans would only have a pair of nipples, example "hey penistits what time is it?"

by clamscasino August 23, 2011